ESTESBOG

by Peter Walker

It all started in October, 1983. A young mother moose and her very large and rambunctious calf took up residence near a high-end subdivision in the town of Manchester, about 12 miles from Augusta, Maine. At first their presence was a novelty for the homeowners. But when the moose started eating ornamental shrubs their stock dropped considerably. When they joined a flock of trick-or-treaters on someone’s doorstep on Halloween, the residents had finally had enough.

            At the time I was the fish pathologist for the Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife, working out of a small laboratory in the Belgrade Lakes Regional Headquarters near the State House in Augusta. Word came down from the head office across town that, when a call came from Manchester, we wardens, biologists, and technicians were to respond immediately to capture and remove the errant moose.

            The two moose, as if sensing the game had changed, became reclusive and unpredictable. We were called out 3 times in November only to be turned back because the miscreants had again disappeared. Read more…

by Peter Walker

            In the 1970s the Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife had need for a large float plane that could carry large loads of fish for stocking remote lakes as well as occasional heavy or bulky loads to road-less locations in the northern interior of the state. That need was satisfied by the long-term loan by the U.S. Army of a deHavilland Beaver from its reserve aircraft fleet.

            The Canadian-made Beaver is a single-engine, high winged “tail dragger” powered by a big 400 hp radial engine. ME IF&W fitted large floats to the 7-passenger flying truck and soon the distinctive oscillating rumble of its 9 cylinders could be heard from time to time as it lumbered from one lake to another on its various missions.

            The Beaver’s primary use was as a flying hatchery truck. With two large, bomb-shaped water tanks mounted on top of each pontoon, the Beaver could carry enough water to support 360 pounds of brook trout, landlocked Atlantic salmon, or lake trout (Mackinaw) per load. Generally loads that size were destined for large lakes. Therefore, on most of the Beaver’s stocking missions, the pilot could land and gently release the fish into the water rather than rudely “bomb” them into the lakes from the air.

            The ability to carry that much water aloft made the Beaver a fairly capable forest fire fighter as well. Maine Warden Service pilot Gary Dumond once responded to a Maine Forest Service request for help and managed to kill a small lightning-sparked fire with a single drop before it could progress beyond an acre or so.

            Maine IF&W maintains a hangar with float plane ramp in Greeneville at the southern tip of 42-mile-long Moosehead Lake in the northern interior of the state. One June day Chief Aircraft Mechanic Howard Lambertson, an assistant, and Pilot Gary Dumond were overhauling the engine on one of the department’s Cessna 185s when the distinctive drone of a radial engine began to grow in the distance.

The Warden Service Radio was wired to a speaker over the workbench. From it came the clear voice of Chief Pilot Dana Toothaker, who was at the controls of the Beaver. “Howard, something has come loose and is banging against the floats. I’m going to do a low fly-by. See if you can tell what it is.”

Pulses quickening, the three men grabbed binoculars and ran out onto the tarmac between the hangar and the lake. Damage to the rigging of the floats could make a landing dangerous.

To the north they could see the big yellow plane lumbering toward them and appearing larger and larger as it closed the distance.

With field glasses trained on the plane’s undercarriage, each man strained to spot some loose cable or strut. The engine noise grew loud as the airplane filled their lenses.

Closer and closer; louder and louder it came until it was right overhead. Then, in an instant, there was nothing but water in their fields of view!

Bloosh! The three were struck by 1,000 gallons of water released 300 feet overhead at a speed of 100 mph!

Now that is wet!

Gotcha!

Name a hit song that mentions Bangor, Maine. There are several.

by Peter Walker

Puritan Mainers abhor open controversy and avoid public display. They tend to minimize or, better still, deny any history that appears ostentatious (or, Heaven forbid, possibly sinful!) until succeeding generations forget it entirely. Thus embarrassing incidents in Maine history, such as the stealing of the statehouse in 1879, the burning of Falmouth (what is now Portland) by the British during the revolution, and the raid on Casco Bay by a Confederate warship, were omitted in the junior high Maine history texts of my time.

Nevertheless, my seventh grade teacher, a career one-room school teacher until the consolidated Poland Community School was first opened in September, 1954, once mentioned that a remarkable religious event occurred in the first half of the 1800s in an area of West Poland called Rabbit Valley or “the Promised Land.”  There seems to be absolutely no mention of these goings-on in history texts or town accounts despite the fact that this activity indirectly resulted in the birth of a major Protestant denomination. From a few internet sites, particularly the website of the Seventh Day Adventists, I’ve been able to piece together what happened. Read more…

by Peter Walker

It was 8:30 p.m. on Thanksgiving Eve. Colorado District Wildlife Manager Betsy Robinson was heading home from Iliff in Logan County an hour’s drive northeast of her home district of Fort Morgan. She was the on-call game warden for the Sterling and Akron Districts this weekend as well as her own.

 Three hours ago a farmer had witnessed someone shooting at running deer from a pickup truck on a county road close to the river. The Logan County Sheriff’s Office had relayed his call to her. She contacted the farmer and got a description of the truck but no plate number. Using a flashlight she found no sign of blood in the area where the farmer had seen the deer. It was a dead end investigation.

The heavy duty tires on her Ford Super Duty hummed loudly as she cruised southwestward on Highway 6 through Atwood, then the village of Merino. The night was crisp and clear and the glow of the sunset had lingered a long time on the western horizon. Meanwhile an almost full moon had risen in the northeast and now made it possible to see trees and round hay bales and cattle quite clearly. The highway made a rising sweep to the left over the railroad tracks, then across the South Platte River. Just ahead were the three access roads to Prewitt Reservoir State Wildlife Area. As she approached the first turn-off, on a spur-of-the-moment decision, she put on her blinker and took the turn. Half a mile down the dusty county road she turned right onto a gravel access road that led to the base of the dike at the northeast end of Prewitt. The lot was empty. Read more…

  It was the end of an early fall day on the eastern Colorado prairie. The sun, dulled by a layer of dusty haze, had settled onto the western horizon as if resting for a moment before sinking out of sight. The temperature was on the warm side and belied the rapid drop that would occur once the sun deserted the cloudless sky. The still air was nearly silent except for the distant pop-pop-pop of a single cylinder diesel engine on an oil well somewhere to the northeast and the occasional clackety-rattle of an orange-winged grasshopper changing locations in hopes of one last mating as the day came to a close. The shadows had been longer and darker of late, the product of shortening days and bone dry air. The same air was spice scented with sand sage, prairie dog weed, and the countless other aromatic herbs of the shortgrass prairie at the end of summer.

            On a low ridge facing the distant western horizon sat a woman with her knees drawn up to her chest. Betsy Robinson was a District Wildlife Manager, the unique form of game warden-biologist employed by the Colorado Division of Wildlife. She came here on occasion to be alone and to think. Read more…

EPISODE 2

In Colorado, as in most states, for safety’s sake it is illegal to possess a loaded gun (cartridge in the chamber) in a vehicle. It is also illegal to fire a weapon from a vehicle, whether on or off road and it is illegal to fire from or across a public road. Yet so many Colorado hunters, despite having to take mandatory hunter safety classes before they can buy a hunting license, somehow rationalize that the seconds that it will save them if a deer or a pheasant runs across the road in front of them justifies breaking those rules.

The ones I can’t figure out are the knot-heads that store their weapons in the bed of the pickup or the back of their SUV fully loaded. There is no advantage and often it places themselves or their passengers in great danger. I once wrote a ticket up in Sedgwick County to a goose hunter who was driving alone off road in a Suburban with a collection of long guns stacked inside the rear cargo door with barrels aiming right at his seat. The top one in the stack was an enormous 10 gauge shotgun fully loaded with giant shells that looked like small sticks of dynamite! What on earth was he thinking? The fine wasn’t very large. Unfortunately you can’t write someone a ticket for being stupid. Read more…

by Peter Walker

            We humans attribute grace and beauty to many wild creatures. But the fact is, even Nature’s prettiest animals sometimes have bad days.

Case in point:

When I was a young fishery biologist in Maine’s central coastal region, I had a bright and personable student assistant one summer named Bobbie Potter. One morning as we drove out Route 3 east of Augusta on our way to a lake, Bobbie recounted his experiences the evening before taking photographs of a herd of grazing deer.

            “I think the whitetail deer is the most graceful animal there is,” Bobbie said sincerely. Read more…

Episode 1.

Years ago officers from the Colorado Division of Wildlife organized a road check on Raton Pass on I-25 just before traffic passed on into New Mexico. Even though the main reason for a major check station is wildlife law enforcement (they always coincide with big game seasons), officers from many other agencies attend as well. A typical check station will have State Patrol, drug enforcement, U.S. Forest Service (illegally harvested Christmas trees), federal game wardens and even FBI agents in case someone with a federal warrant should be encountered.

On this particular day a new and very fancy Ford pickup with Texas plates came through the checkpoint with a nice mule deer buck lying in the bed. The driver was a big, good-natured fellow from Dallas in a big white cowboy hat.

He proudly showed them his Colorado Deer License that matched the tag attached to the deer carcass, then engaged several of the officers in some pleasant banter. Meanwhile an older Colorado officer took a closer look at the deer. When he lifted one hind leg it exposed the end of a Canada goose stuffed up inside the chest cavity. For those of you who are not familiar with hunting, waterfowl require a separate license and stamps issued by both the State and the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service.

When a break came in the conversation up front, the game warden asked the Dallas hunter to come back to the back of the truck. Then the officer lifted the leg of the carcass wide to expose the goose and asked, “What’s that?”

Without skipping a beat the fellow feigned a look of total surprise, then grinned and boomed out, “Why that goose-eatin’ son-of-a-bitch!”

The author's parents, Ted and Charlotte Walker, feed carrots to Mathew the Moose

by Peter G. Walker

Farmington, Maine is a college town that lies close to the northern edge of the settled coastal plain in hilly inland Maine. One fall day a few years back a wildlife tragedy occurred on the paved road running north out of Farmington. A cow moose made the fatal error of running into the road in front of an oncoming truck.

The accident might have gone almost unnoticed in Farmington. Moose are quite abundant and car-moose accidents happen from time to time. But this incident was different. Left behind cowering in the roadside bushes was a small bull calf. By fall, most Maine moose calves are the size of young horses and have learned enough survival skills to stand a reasonable chance of surviving their first winter without their mothers if necessary. The one orphaned that autumn day outside of Farmington was a late calf, the apparent result of a late estrous cycle by his young mom. Only a little larger than a Shetland pony, he did not have the training and experience needed to survive. Read more…